Confession time.
I’ve been diving for 15+ years, and like just about every diver I know, the day I earned my Open Water card was also the day I accidentally started a scuba t-shirt collection.
You know how it goes.
One cert turns into one dive.
One dive turns into “I need a shirt that only divers will understand.”
And honestly?
I probably don’t need another scuba shirt.
But if you want me to buy one, it better be funny, clever, nerdy, or just a little unhinged.
For years I’ve had ideas rattling around my head — boat jokes, post-dive banter, visuals that make perfect sense at 60 feet and completely confuse civilians. Instead of just talking about them between dives, I finally did something about it.
👉 I launched a Dive With Frank swag shop, hosted over at Fat Merman Designs.
Shop the DWF Scuba Swag Shop here.
Everything you see there is an original Dive With Frank idea. Every design started as a joke, a moment, or a “wait… that’d be funny” thought. If it makes you laugh, nod knowingly, or say “yeah… that’s a diver thing,” that one’s on me.
What’s in the shop right now?
- T-shirts (unisex & women’s)
- Hoodies
- Mugs
- Tote bags
And yes — more is coming. Stickers, phone cases, rash guards, tank tops… whatever weird idea swims through next.
This isn’t a finished shop.
It’s a living one.
I’m adding new designs all the time, because apparently my brain refuses to stop making scuba jokes.
So go poke around.
Find a favorite.
Come back later.
If a shirt makes strangers ask questions at the fill station, even better.
Why walk when you can dive?
And why wear a boring shirt when you can wear one that tells the world you belong underwater?
Let’s do some diving. 💙🤿